Funny quotes, situations and powers in dreams

Looking back through some of my older dreams, I rediscovered this paragraph I’d written and cracked up laughing at it, so I thought I’d post it here for you guys to have a giggle, too:

I learned that “Fornicus” is the god of wet dreams. He is Cupid’s rival (or compliment) in that he makes you fall in to lust with people.

:lol: @ Stormy and blurvie. :content:

By Storm’s request…

Fuzzy Problems

[ND]Missy was laying on the bed in the master bedroom and rolled off with a thunk She got up on her two back paws and held up a wooden sign. With a rather nice voice for a cat, she said, “Are you fluffy like me? You might want to buy accident insurance from FluffCat.”

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Out of this whole presentation, do you know what I found odd? The lettering on the board. How DID she get those letters so straight and perfect? Must have been done with stencils, with white paint. XD

She then left and Tigger jumped on the bed. Doing the exact same act, she rolled off with a plunk (she’s a big kitty =P) then got up and did the FluffCat thing. I laughed and told her that she wasn’t fluffy enough to do the commercial.

My mom, who had apparently been watching from the back, said she wanted Tigger to do it. What the freak?! She wasn’t fluffy at all! Tigs may be my little- er -big buddy, but the image of the scene was all wrong with her in it.[/ND]

Weeee… only I could miss a talking cat, yet notice the fancy lettering on a sign. :lol:

“Not exactly funny, but weird” (arent all dreams…)

My Uncle: Man, youre goos at drinking wine.
Me: Yeah, shure, the thing is that i have never drunken wine.
My Uncle: Realy? O_o
Me: No…
My Uncle: Oh…*
silence
awakening

Stormthunder suggested it, and I just couldn’t say no. :content:

Hahaha :lol: Poor card-person!

Not to mention the poor dog! :bored:

My dream happened before I knew the term lucid dreaming, it was an “accidental” LD and the first LD where I took control of the dream.
I was searching for my brother outside amd I ended up outside some public toilets and saw a boy walk out of them so I thought “good maybe he will know where my brother is”. I walked up to him and saw that he wasn’t a boy, but a living mannequin. I suddenly realised that it had to be a dream and thought that, because it was a dream I might be able to control it. So I asked the mannequin if he knew where my brother was and thought to myself “he knows where my brother is” repeatedly. The mannequin answered yes to my question and walked off without showing me.
In the morning after I woke up this seemed pretty funny :smile: .

Hey :happy: I decided to make this post seeming how odd dream humor can be. The most stupid, un-fun things seem to be hilarious in our dreams, as I have seen in mine and in some DJs.

So, post away! I will post directly from my DJ to start it:

[mod]I merged your topic into the earlier one that was originally in the dream diary forum and moved it into stuff of dreams so it won’t disappear as fast again :tongue: [/mod]

I had another funny situation this night :happy: This time it really was funny, at least when I woke up.

This one was quite weird…

I watched as he looked out of the door, and said to 2 embracing people “Hey, too busy, people.” At which his partner came along and said “Where?” The first man replied, “Look, does too busy, people, and 2 busy people sound anything alike to you? idiot.”

When i woke up, i thought of it, and just thought WTF?

A dog bit me in the balls. :neutral:

That happened to me too… had to kick it guess where to get it off…

I nearly killed ‘The Gods Pope’, didn’t realize the creepy guy I attacked was his guardian. :shy:

:lol: Of course the whole moogle-theory:

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[color=indigo]Don’t joke about that. Those things are frikken’ impossible without a letter opener. :grrr:

Anyway, my only really funny, bizzare dream was when I was a child. I was in an impossibly large, white room. I can now compare it to that place in the Matrix with the infinate whiteness, though the movie obviously wasn’t out when I was a kid. I was actually in the corner of it with my twin brother, near a hallway and a couch that was facing the other way. We approached the hallway, which was too dark to see into, and said to each other “Let’s see what time it is.” To do this, we flip a switch on the wall next to the hallway. Instead of finding out the time, though, a cartoony white-sheet ghost comes barrelling out of the hallway at us yelling “Boo!” My brother runs, but I cower next to the back end of the couch, unable to move. The ghost looks at me innocently, and I say “please don’t hurt me.” It changes into a white wolf and growls.

It wasn’t funny at the time, but it’s hilarious to think about now.[/color]

wolfy :heart:

Sometimes things that happen in movies i’ve seen or things i’ve said have arisin in my dreams… such as this scene:

Me-Hey guys, I need a ride ho—looks at packed car–Oh. Well can I borrow someone’s cell phone?
All: Don’t have one.
Me- Well I can just go back in and check if anyone has…lights all around turn off…well if I can find a security guard…sees a bunch of cop cars leaving…well, eventually my parents will come and get me…it starts to rain

“The general population of Martin Luther is up to no good!” --engraving on a sign outside a haunted house in some HI

"It’s the real ticket! --lyric to a song I heard in some HI

"Sleep with your circus pants on. --another song lyric

In one dream, Blockbuster Video was trying to persecute my family for stealing a video cassette. We enlisted the mayor’s help, of course.

In another, there was a mathematical constant that stood for the perfect angle at which we should tilt our heads. A famous weatherman that all the ladies loved was kind enough to provide me with the exact value of the constant.

In yet another dream, the characters Marty McFly and Emmett Brown (from the Back to the Future films) were named John McFly and Frank Brown.

“God died on the roof…”

The kid-version of Michael Jackson–after his skin-change–told me this on the roof of a daycare…I still wonder what it means :uh:

Maybe your SC believes God is dead (The roof → heaven), or that he didn’t exist (The roof → Something upper, maybe mind or a higher state of it.)

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s crazy gibberish from dreams :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: