Hunter- Jam Roll
On a Perth bound train, with no valid ticket,
I’m broke as a joke with no smokes, I cant kick it,
Its my habbit, I gotta have a niccotine addiction,
Every days a packet I’m a rabbit on a mission,
To get my fortnightly form in,
Me and all the rest of the dole bludgers swarm in on centrelink,
Did you apply for any jobs? Nah mate I stayed home and played with my knob,
But thats not what I really said of course I lied,
And rattled off a list of places that I never applied,
Coles fuck no I aint pushin a trolly,
I handed in my resume, thats what I told the wally,
I rang up this place and they said that theyd call back,
I didnt even pick up the phone because I’m too slack,
Got out of beeed about 2 oclock,
Sat on the couch and watched the idiot box,
My brains rotten, from too much pot and piss,
But thankyou Mr taxpayer for financing this
Stan, stan, hes our man,
I stay home and watch beauty and the beast because I can,
Bold and the beautiful comes on and I’m disgusted,
But I sit through it because the remote controls busted,
I lusted, after Sophie Lee at 4,
Man why isnt she on tv anymore,
Knock on the door and its a couple of my mates,
We all pitch in for the juice of fermented grapes
Its great,
All I do is hand in a form,
And sit on the couch and watch the internet porn,
Maybe just maybe ill get a job one day,
With the minimum hours, and the maximum pay
Under special skills, youve got poet. How many interviews have you had? None. But youve put in applications? Yep. But you didnt get any interviews? Nup, can I go now? Yeah.
I lie to the government every 2 weeks,
And hand in my form and make a hasty retreat,
Because the lowest of the low, hang out at the dole league,
The rough cunts out the front, there always tryin to roll me,
“OI mate, you got a coin for the train?”
Bullshit mate you want somethin for your vein,
I strain my eyes reading the yellow pages,
To fill out my job dairy, it took me bloody ages,
The stages, that I go through are endless,
I spendless, so lets not pretend this is fun,
Even though that it is, especially when my mates come around and get pissed,
This is the life that I chose to lead,
A job i dont need, I’d rather smoke weed,
And once a fortnight have a real good feed,
Am i a dole bludger? YES INDEED.
My type of song