Funny quotes, situations and powers in dreams

I think this includes the first two of the above :razz:

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I managed to remove my socks without removing my shoes in a dream o_o; I only noticed how bizarre this was when I woke up.

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Hee! I remember one dream where I kept taking off my shoes and socks and finding more shoes and socks underneath. it took me forever to figure out why it was taking me so long to take my socks off.

A couple of nights ago I dreamt that a monkey was my father! Seriously. I hugged the monkey in my dream, and I instantly knew that he was my “real” dad lol.

:rofl: Olesiathedreamer, you had me laughing quite a lot after that post. You reminded me of something simialir.

In one of my dreams, my father came towards me and when i looked at him, this is what he was looking like:

a tall man with a formal tuxedo with a wire hanger for a head :happy:

Extract from a dream recorded 13-6-06:

Last night I had a dream I was at work scanning my dentists order at my Safeway checkstand, when all of a sudden the computer was scanning the items wrong. I remember I scanned a toothbrush he wanted to buy and it came up saying it was Diablo II… yeah… lol

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT PLZ TELL ME!!! AAAHH!! :cry:

that would scare the hell out of me. :eek:

Vombog sounds like FrogDog.

Man I had to read this a few times, it was really funny. :lol: :lol:

All of the dreams in this thread are soooo funny!! :cool_laugh:

Here’s a particularly funny (probably more weird) one from my DJ:

Sorry Argitoth, I woke up with those words ringing in my ears!

“Gaexeauxxiyvelse”
Ya, that’s what the paper said…and I had to read it out loud! :eek:
Also:
“You don’t want to blow Phibillbibillbody to kingdom-come!”
Heh…I was teaching a kid about magic…

All in The Archive! (Link in sig)

I was listening to some music on my ipod with a friend. The title of the song :

“Your a loser”
:eek: :lol:

Ironically, it was one of my favourite songs at the time :cool_laugh:

My brother was about to shoot this crazy kid with a T - shaped gun that shot tent stakes, when…

He pulled the trigger, and dimes and pennies flew out.

There was a weird machine in a dream of mine…

A recent one comes to mind that really made me crack up (later)…
I woke up one morning and I was leaning up in bed still very groggy and not quite with it yet. My wife looks at me and asks me what’s wrong, she could tell I was trying to tell her something. I said “Meernt-meernt’s going to be on television…”
Meernt-meernt is my mom’s cat… something about the already silly name and then the fact of dreaming that my mom’s cat was going to be on TV cracked me up (after my wife told me about it later, I needed her to me remind me that it happened). And also the fact that I was struggling to tell her this crucial bit of news.

Dream was strange - I was beet.

I know that sometime happens that people are dreaming about being opposite sex, but being a vegetable…

I had a really fun LD recently where I decided to experiment with the DC’s. I was in a really good mood and decided to break into a song. Then all the nearby DC’s started joining in from their cars, buildings, etc. just like a Disney movie!

In a dream of mine, Kristin Kreuk, from “Smallville” series, were the moster thing from “Lost” series O.o. She levitated around and desintegrated people. =P

I already posted this in another thread but I think its more fitting here:
One time in a dream one of my friends convinced me that this old man who he had been following was a giant lobster in disguise and we were going to capture and eat him in a festive banquet. After devising several extremely stupid plans (all failed) to catch this “lobster in disguise” We gave up only to find out he in fact not a lobster. the end. lol pretty stupid I guess

In a recent dream of mine I had to refuse a marriage to a crazy little girl who talked a lot of nonsense and was covered in dried mud, leaves and feathers. She also worshipped a demon.

So I decided to be nice (Read: Fear of horrible death), and told her I couldn’t marry her just because my dad “thought she was weird”.

Me: But I really think you are beautiful!

Mr. Smooth. That’s me.
slaps dream-self in the back of the head