What huge dreamsign have you missed lately?

I was wondering how a accient round chesstable-like weird ceramic thingy helped Spain to take over europe in 480 year A.D. :eek:

When i realized that i might be dreaming, i - using finger - made circle in air and said “HA ! If i were dreaming, i wouldnt be able to do that !”. :bored:

One of those dreams, when after waking up your first thought is big “W T F ? ? ?”

lol, I’ve done stuff like that before. I’ve also become lucid just the opposite way, I’ve become lucid by realizing i had 5 fingers. :tongue:

my wife elbowing me that the limo passing by had golf-cart-wheels. “Don’t you think that is really wierd?!” she yelled at me as she hit me on the shoulder (obviously trying to wake me up). I completely missed the cue.

Well my wife was dating another man…

BUT I’M NOT A GUY!! :bored:

I was back to my old school doing some unuseful lessons, one of my teachers were weirder than normal, bah, what a waste. :sad:

Two nights ago I drempt I was trying to kill a Black Widdow spider about the size of a dinner plate!! It wasn’t scary, just odd.

Last night I dreamed a huge sickle was stabbed in my right shoulder. I wondered how it didn’t hurt at all, but when I tried to remove it, then the real pain started :sad:

I think the title actualy explains most of it…
Evil Magic-Using Monkey Men With Fros!

Then I had another dream where half of it was actualy pretty much a Simpsons episode…and there was martial law declared in school…:eek:

I dreamt I stopped an airoplane with my mind powers… :bored:

cough :wink:
i wonder what made you suddenly want to stop an airoplane SD :peek:

Hmm… maybe cuz it was going to squish someone very spacial… maybe not… :tongue: :peek:

Well my most recent dream gave me the power to fix a fourwheeler that had probably crashed into a wall at 45 miles per hour.

I can’t even replace an air filter.

Not an obviously blatant dreamsign, but I was dreaming that me and some friends were walking around a student store and one of my friends wanted these stilettos, so everybody looked at me and I agreed to get them for her. I agreed because I (as well as they) thought I had a lot of money). The stilettos were priced at $149.99 and I checked my wallet to see only four bucks :bored: When I went up to the cashier, he started handing me the $20 in change of some other guy’s purchase and just started handing me money until I jumped to over $160 :eek:
:ding: Yeah, I should’ve noticed that :lol:
(BTW, I decided to pocket the money instead of buying the stilettos :sly: What a fine irony that I woke up to nothing…)
Irony reigns in dreams…

I was on a really high clift and i jumped of onto a sand clift and instead of sliding down everytime i touched down i front flipped down like 10 more feet and landed hard into a beach and water that was a great dream

One DS that appears infrequently is strange or unusual animal.

Saturday I dreamt I was walking along a hallway. On the walls were pictures of my ‘uncle’ and his pet white wolves. I looked at them at thoughts, wow that’s really unusual :cry: nice doggies :tongue:

Sunday I dreamt of a bird that was flying towards me. On top of its bird wings it had extra paper wings attached. I ‘thought’ oh I guess that helps it glide further. Then the bird landed on a bush and its paper wings fell off. I picked them up and they were now a miniature wooden biplane. I thought this will make a nice gift :shy:

I was dreaming that the earth was being destroyied by another planet who was sucking everything… we had a meeting to deside what we were going to do and a guy told us not o worry cuz it was all my creation and that i could controll it… then he said “just try WILD”…

Completely ignored him and then had a FA! :ding:

I had a ND last night where i was ( and this is just embarassing on so many levels ) amanda tappings :neutral: . Yes i was Major Carter from the tv show Stargate SG1. This is embarassing coz im a guy! And to make it worse, Teal’c was hitting on me LOOOOOL . And to make it every MORE worse, i was in a bathtub, taking a shower when Teal’c comes in and wants to have sex with me. Honestly, i hope no guy ever goes through that. Dream or no dream, the shock and trauma is very deep when u look down and you actually have a vagina.

:lol:

I remember a dream where i was playing piano, except i was reading nots (Ding Ding… I lost my ability to read notes; i only compose now) Anyway, i looked at the notes and i remember it said E Minor. I played that, and kept playing until i found U Major :eh: and K minor…I didn’t know how to play those of course, and dismissed the idea of a LD, thinking i just wasn’t good enough to play those. :ack:

I often have dreams where i’m in bed trying to get into a lucid dream, or just generaly thinking about having a lucid dream when i got to bed, autosuggestion or whatever… i’m an idiot.

S : repeat after me until you understand it : this does not make me an idiot :wink:

Now, Ive managed to swim really fasT (IM NO good swimmer, i swim, yeha i do, but really slow, only thing i do well in the pool with school is water-rugby :wink: )ANd

this is the worst

definately

I DID NOT BREATHE ! :ding: