The how-to-make-sure-you-dont-LD topic

. This is an ironic topic , collecting tips , tricks and quirks which most assuredly will keep us from LD ing . (in order that those who want will know what to do NOT )
Ok … ill start
*Have low confidence
*Go to bed to late
*Dont think about LDs , under NO circumstances…

Lets see what more we can get :content:

*Never look at you hands, or do anything that wouldn’t work in a dream, ever, so:
*no jumping,
*no looking at clocks,
*no looking at mirrors,
*never hold your nose,
*or read
*just plain don’t question anything at all :no:

Don’t eat chocolate. Or bananas. They might cause LDs. As a matter of fact, don’t eat anything at all.
Whenever you notice yourself haulnicating, Start beating yuorseld.
never, ever, under no circumstance at all, have pain be caused to you! (It is a reality check. Just like pinching yourself)

And one last thing, don’t have nightmares, they will encourage you to have LDs.

Don’t ever visit the LD4all chat … oh and get of ld4all altogether…

How about… don’t ever go to sleep? :grin:

:wink: Thats not practicable , sorry :content:

*Be me. The least feasible tech, but it’s a 100% guaranteed, sure-fire one.

You could go for a vacation without internet access or just get a job and have a 24 hour shift so you can’t go to sleep :razz:

This topic is perfect for me - and I’m trying to LD (convert psychology works good on me)

  • Stop thinking.
    Then you’ll stop asking questions about everything. :content:

You could get a dickhead roommate who doesn’t understand the duality of quiet and nighttime.

Eat fast food and other junk.
Definetely sleep irregularly-bu tonly at night; sleeping in the morning may make you have a LD .le gasp:unk:
Watch TV all the time. Think the same thing over and over again.
Make a point not to remember your dreams or write in a DJ.