Pridak posted “I WAS MELTED BY TARANTULA BLOOD!” in my dream…
It was a dream about the LD4all addict hotel 
I started playing the game. I had to throw a ball at them. I kept throwing it at their heads. Every time I did that, I yelled out, “Headshot!”
This thread is so funny. It makes me wish my dreams were this weird.
My friend held a fly, and yelled: “This fly has higher IQ than 99% of the people in this world!!”
Me: “KILL IT!”
Me: “What’s the meaning of life?”
Stranger: “Go away!/Shut up!”
haha my DCs indeed say the strangest things, my dad for example in my dream last night kept repeating ‘just what do you think your doing?’ not a strange thing to say but strange to keep saying it , also my DCs always try to spoil my fun my following me and not letting me do what i wanna do! its v annoying.
The trigonometry thing, surprisingly, sounds like something that someone would say in my dreams. It’s just that kind of statement that might make sense in context of something, but makes no sense when said randomly. 
That one made my day 
these are my favorites! 
why is it my DCs never say things as funny as that 
To make things worse, the cute girl eventually left me and the ugly girl together, talking. She was all too willing to flirt with me, not really noticing my lack of interest. I, trying to be educated, didn’t say I wasn’t interested. I notice my mom backing up her car near the bank (on the sidewalk o_o;), and say I gotta go, as my mom would give me a ride. We walk to the car, talking. As I’m entering, she asks me for a way to contact me, an e-mail adress or MSN. I quickly decide to give it to her (at least that, I though). I’m about to say it, when my mom gears the car and simply FLOORS IT, throwing me back on my seat as we move away from the girl screeching tires Hollywood style. I’m a little shocked. “Err… mom? That was kinda… bad. We shouldn’t have just left her there.” Mom calmly replied something along the lines of “Naaah, it’s okay.” I’m confused.
From an LD, this night:
Me: "Hey, why do I always dream with piles of stuff?
She seems nervous and evasive, hesitating for a moment before finally answering: “Maybe it’s because things are always piled up in real life?”
Me: “No, they aren’t. It couldn’t be.”
a DC randomly said “we don’t usually get to talk to these video-games” 
and there were no video-games to be seen.
My cousin: “You should stay here at Herod Sayle’s apartment!”
Me: “I know! I’m moving to Yassen’s, Damian Cray’s is to cheap!”
Sayle, Yassen, and Cray are all villains in the Alex Rider series… (books)
Here are some more random dream quotes of mine.
(DC introducing someone) “He who hides to be seen”
(DC to me) “You are a construct of my mind”
(DC) “Remember kids, don’t try this at home” jumps into a pit of lava two seconds later
Here’s some that I’ve had recently
dad’s hourly alarm goes off for 6:00 AM and neither of us slept
Dad: “Hey Austyn! Look, it’s the six flats!”
teacher and me have a conversation
T: "Hey, Austyn! How are you?
Me: “Taco”
T: “what was that?”
Me: “Taco”
T: “what do you mean?”
Me: “Taco taco!”
T: “Have you had any other weird obsessions lately?”
Me: “TACO TACO!” 
*I’m lucid
DC: “You realize that you’re lucid, right?”
Me: "Well duh! Now I’m gonna go teleport… see ya’!
Hahahahaha I loved the TACO ones and the one about the lava pit.
In my last LD, think it was, I took off into the sky and a lady started shouting at me:
“GOOD NIGHT SMITHY, GOOD NIGHT!”
Kinda strange, escpecially since I don’t know anybody named smithy.
On my way to school i get stopped by a friend which tells me its tracksuit bottom day.
DC: You have to wear tracksuits today for school.
Me: Meh. Do i have to? I hate sports.
DC: Well if you dont you have to sit around and drink lemonade all day.
Me: Uh… fair enough.
Aparenly drinking lemonade wasnt to appealing to my dreamself.
Atleast i THOUGHT it was strange when he said it
A DC was calling to me from across the room, I couldn’t hear him. So he started making hand signs at me; I understood perfectly. Redundantly the DC behind me said “psst, he says he needs a cell phone charger”
I saw the words “Tengo siento” written on the wall, I don’t even know Spanish
I have a dictionary, that says “lo siento” means “I am sorry” 