My German teacher turned into barney and was teaching our class what ‘are you going to eat that?’ was in german… too bad I forgot what it was!!!
And then I was trying to track down shadow the hedgehog in an underground thing under our house, and a kid from my house told me ‘the bread knives are the key!!’
(While lying prone on the floor of a cave with a cloaking device activated)
Heavily armed DC hunting me: I know you’re there, I can smell your stale breath.
(in the dream I interpreted it to mean that he could sense carbon dioxide in the air, but when I woke up I had to laugh at the wording)
In a lucid dream I asked a friend of mine if there was anything he wanted me to tell him when I woke up. He said, “Hmmm… Note to self, call self, from self,” Then he gave me a pan of bacon and said, “Here give him this.” I said, “Dude, I can’t give you dream bacon!” So he took it back and said, “Ok, fine.” Creepy thing was, we I found out later that my friend was making bacon IRL the same time I had that dream…
I had a dream last night John Lennon said Revolver was a S**T album, and that everyone hated it, then he said he couldn’t understand why people liked it, it was an old interview that was being played on TV . This was after a person i’ve never seen came to my door and told me someone in a house down the street poured 2000 liters of gasoline in their house.
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I had a really weird dream last night… I was at this house full of people who were… I don’t know. But they spoke Dutch or… really low German… and had a strange culture.
We were talking about things that scared us…
“Clowns are really scary…”
“Weddings are scary, too…”
Then it was my turn. “Monsters are scary!” awkward silence
DC Harry Potter to DC Crab and Goyle: “EXPECTO PATRONUM! No wait, I take that back. Silencio! Petrificus Totalus! And whatever else we use to make people behave temporarily!”
Suddenly I was next to the trailer. It was on fire, so I ran away from it. There was a group of stores nearby. I ran towards the stores. I started looking for my family. I knew they were somewhere in the group of stores. I saw them in the parking lot, and ran towards them. I was talking to them.
Me: Sorry for taking so long. I must have fallen asleep while I was there. Either that, or, I just forgot what happened when I got there.
I rolled a ball (apparently an “earth ball”) towards some sort of ramp. I shouted “Eclipse!”
He said, “I was watching the Indians, when suddenly everyone started shouting ‘Team Rocket.’ I realized that team rocket won.”
Me: Wait just a darn minute!!!
My mom: Doesn’t it look so realistic?
Me: … ya…
I was about to eat a slice of pizza, when suddenly I feel a large burst of wind. I look into the room she is in, and she says she’s being taken by the wind spirit!
I walk up to a girl, and say, “Ummm… have you realized that there are hoboes everywhere?”
The ‘camera’ zooms in, and I see inside of the resturant. I say, “Hey! They’re eating chicken!” It appears to be true, until my father says, “No… that’s called mayflower.”
I pull one of the robot’s hair off. It gets mad and runs away. A boy walks up to me, and says, “That’s okay. She didn’t like blonde hair anyways.”
All the lights were on downstairs because a giant robot turned them on. As I turned them off, I said, “Who’s got control over the cats now?”
Once, I dreamt that Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory wrote me a card that said:
“I appreciate you,” to express our friendship. That was nice. And random.
One other time a creepy baby kept singing: “Look in the mirror” to me.