This is a corny chick joke but my kids love it (just make sure to change your voice with the characters)
Rooster decided that baby chicken is ready to become a “man”. Went to the bar
Daddy Rooster (with a deep voice) “Serve the strongest shot to my son!..(done) Son do you feel anything?”
Baby Chicken (with a little voice) “I don’t feel anything”
Daddy Rooster (with a mad deep voice) “What? Bartender give me another one but double… now son?”
Baby Chicken (with a fragile little voice) “I don’t feel anything”
Daddy Rooster (extra loud voice) “WTF, thats my son!, keep serving him!”
After 5 tries the father ask again
“Son do you feel anything now?”
The baby chick replied with a fragile crying little voice “I still don’t feel anything… I don’t feel my feet, I don’t feel my peak, I don’t feel my wings, I don’t feel anything”