I had a dream the other night where I looked around and realized that everything was clear even though I took my contacts out earlier. This should have made me lucid, or at least reminded me to do a reality check, but it didn’t. I just thought that my eyes had adjusted to not having contacts. 
Well, recently I had a dream that I was fishing and all the fish were living pinatas. (I think I’ve been playing too much Viva Pinata) Last night I also dreamed that I had a huge family with lots of siblings when in reality I only have one brother and one sister and they don’t even live here anymore. The good thing is that I realized that was a dream later on. (for a different reason, though)
Leaving the parking lot of a local donut shop, present day, 20+ degrees Celcius…all of a sudden there’s 3 feet of snow on the ground. Ya’ think a person would clue in ? Although I thought it was unusual, I justified it as just some freak snowstorm and carried on. Or how about DC’s entering my field of vision in mid air and thinking it normal? As a newbie, I’m finding it unbelievable how the mind can justify some very unusual signs and circumstances and considering them to be completely normal.
Well, last night the floor was a fried egg.
…Yeah.
So, my sister was driving my mom’s car (which was weird) and I was in the passenger seat. This little scene had roughly 3 missed dream signs: 1st, I had no clue where we were. 2nd, no music. 3rd, my sister was staring straight ahead, not blinking, not moving, I don’t think she was even breathing.
Then the huge purple car changes into a mint green Ford Pinto. I’ve never even been in a Pinto!
Then we come to a weird bridge, and my sister drove straight and crashed into the concrete edge. The car was sliced rather than crumpled.
Then, we were driving down the road again. I knew we were going to crash, so I thought, “screw this, I’m jumping out.” then it hit me: “I’m dreaming.” Jumped out, it was a bumpy skid to a stop (I almost fell over), the car crashed (empty, my sis disappeared when I got lucid, just like all the other DCs in my other LDs), i went for a flight, woke up. My first thought was: “I got lucid because I thought about jumping out of a car?!” 
And Drumm… The fried egg floor definitely takes the pancake.
I casually observed a clock on the wall as the hands moved around the face really rapidly, as if time itself had accelerated.
That’s such a classic RC too, I feel like slapping myself for simply staring at it for a while and then going about my dream business.
A train went from the rails to the streets 
Inception much?
I wasn’t going to pass out from seeing a needle.
“Wait, this is the dream i had yesterday. Then this must be a Lucid Dream! Cool”.
Thanks what was on my mind this night. I don’t remember anything afterwards, not waking up and not continuing the dream. Not really a missed dreamsign but I think it fits in the thread.
Note: The dream I had the day before was non-lucid and the dream I had tonight was at the same place.
I noticed the clock acting funny, but before i could turn lucid I woke up on the floor in the living room of my old house, but didn’t realize it was a FA. So in my dream I was now frustrated I had woken up when becoming lucid and afterwards I was even more frustrated, because I didn’t even notice the FA.
Some guy was sitting in a giant rubber duck and flying towards the ceiling upside down. About as obvious as it can get 
I walked on a very intense trafficated railroad and almost got ranover by a local train 
Uhmmm…try adding trains to your dream sign list in general? 
My fails:
1st: I was dreaming that I was going with my friend somewhere,and suddenly I saw a mirror.I thought “Hmmm,I read that in dreams mirrors don’t reflect people quite good” But the worst is,that I actually looked at the mirror,saw myself distorted,and refused to look again 'cause I was “afraid to turn this dream into a nightmare”.And I continued on…
2nd: Had an FA after a DILD,and there I talked to a guy about lucid dreaming,he said that he is WILDing and has never heard of DILDs (probably the reflection of my everynight failed WILD attempts,I was on a summer vacation that I just returned from while posting this 
). So I tell him that I had exactly that type of lucid dream moments ago. I just didn’t find it necessary to pinch my nose,just in case
3rd: This one was from vacation too,I was talking to a friend and I had just returned from the vacation.We talk about something and I say to him “You know,I had a dream that I returned from vacation,I dreamed about this(I really did have an ND that I was home)” Again,no RC 
Haha last night I had a dream that I was at a garage sale. They had these yoga audio tapes, one of them was labeled something to the tune of “Lucid Dream Meditation” I wanted to get it but knew my parents wouldn’t like it. I didn’t even think of doing a RC.
I found a dog in my room
I was trying to text but everytime i looked up from the keyboard the letters were all jumbled up. lol i was so frustrated that i couldn’t text for some reason. I blamed it on my skill though, rather than me being in a dream. 
In that dream there was a child running around the city, changing things around him as he went.
How could he do something like that? Well, because he was dreaming, of course !
And I didn’t think of doing a RC.
I was sitting in a bus model that doesnt pass my area anymore 
I had one where i was going to work and i went to the time clock to punch in for my shift and the time clock was really huge and the LCD screen on it was very hard to read. The time clock looked like some ancient nick nack thing you would find in a museum. Its hard to describe the way it looked but it looked like something you would buy in an antique store. I remember getting frustrated because i didnt understand how to use this new “time clock” it looked so bizzare I though “why couldnt they keep the old one?!” lol