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Joined: 02 Jun 2012
Last Visit: 23 Apr 2013
LD count: 22
Location: CA
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I was riding a bike around an empty underground parking garage when I see a friend of mine crawling around on all fours completely naked and barking like a dog. I laugh so intensely as if it's the funniest thing I'll ever see in my entire life. Unoffended, he pauses, looks at me, shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, this is the way it is." and goes on barking.
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Posts: 1652
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
Last Visit: 23 May 2013
LD count: ... 0
Location: Universe............. Favorite Animal: Mew....... Nightmare count: 4
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| Posted: Sun 15 Jul, 2012 |
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Today I got, "Man, the internet connection on Mars really sucks, because there's a 6 minute delay just to download something!" when talking to someone.
Current LD goal(s): Get a real LD; Shoot fireworks out of my hands; Battle Scipio Zapdos
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Posts: 713
Joined: 05 Mar 2010
Last Visit: 26 Jan 2013
LD count: 25
Location: Lithuania, Europe.
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| Posted: Sun 15 Jul, 2012 |
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Today I got, "Man, the internet connection on Mars really sucks, because there's a 6 minute delay just to download something!" when talking to someone. |
Beautiful, and, in fact, theoretically true 
Current LD goal(s): Have a lightsaber duel with a DC.
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Posts: 4075
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Last Visit: 23 May 2013
LD count: lost
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| Posted: Sun 15 Jul, 2012 |
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Today I got, "Man, the internet connection on Mars really sucks, because there's a 6 minute delay just to download something!" when talking to someone. |
Awesome 
Last night a DC said something not particularly strange, but there were some really weird names, so I guess I'll share them here.
First was "Selbja" (or maybe "Serbja"). The man pointed at a small black and white picture of a boy and called it this weird name. Then the boy in the picture blinked 
Then he showed some weird alien like girls in a magazine and called them "Groleygo". He repeated this word 2 or 3 times.
I didn't find any meaning for these words in google...
Current LD goal(s): meditate
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Joined: 24 Jul 2012
Last Visit: 13 Aug 2012
LD count: 1
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| Posted: Thu 09 Aug, 2012 |
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-I once(many years ago) dreamt I was inside this machine with Link, Mario and a teddy bear. The teddy bear jumped on the conveyor belt inside, got pressed down by some stamp, and said "stamping is just a natural part of life".
-In another dream, I saw Captain Falcon hanging from a cliff, and then random voices from somewhere else (I never saw them, just disembodied voices) started singing "Spiderman climbs on the wall, Spiderman climbs in the hall!"
-A young boy was talking to his father (both DCs) about playing as a pirate, then the dad said "well, you'll have to be a nice little pirate, or else you have to walk the plank"
Current LD goal(s): Trying to get more LDs, making the LD last longer
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Posts: 105
Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Last Visit: 25 Aug 2012
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu 09 Aug, 2012 |
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Recently a DC told me (jokingly) that viagra is like kryptonite to Mr Fantastic 
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Posts: 125
Joined: 21 Jun 2012
Last Visit: 10 Mar 2013
LD count: 14
Location: NY
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| Posted: Fri 10 Aug, 2012 |
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In a dream last night, Zelda said that coffee tastes better with cocaine in it. o.O
Current LD goal(s): To learn basic dream control
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Posts: 323
Joined: 14 Apr 2011
Last Visit: 08 May 2013
LD count: Many
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| Posted: Fri 10 Aug, 2012 |
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Odd because a few months ago i was messing around and flew down to a random person and yelled "HOW MANY CHICKENS CAN FIT IN THE SUN" (what was i thinking?) and anyways he replied "purple because aliens dont wear hats" whitch actually meant something that i found out about a week or so later, (i can tell the future :O)
Current LD goal(s): MOAR LD
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Posts: 14
Joined: 31 Jul 2012
Last Visit: 30 Apr 2013
LD count: 79
Location: Amsterdam Netherlands
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| Posted: Fri 10 Aug, 2012 |
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I walked with an elderly man, grey hair, looked like an actor into a house what looks like a theater. I said to him bitterness, jeopardy or lost love. He turns around and smiled to me and said parlement.
I meet a young dream girl in a sportschool and asked her name. To ask for her in a next lucid dream. She said to me Jamamididan.
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Posts: 15
Joined: 16 Jul 2012
Last Visit: 19 Aug 2012
LD count: 18
Location: Daytona Beach, FL
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| Posted: Fri 10 Aug, 2012 |
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In an LD a while back:
Me: "Mom, guess what? You're not real!"
Mom: "Of course I am!"
Me: "But I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "Then do a reality check!"
*does RC*
Me: "I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "No- then you're doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there's a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you're dreaming."
Me:  "whaa?"
Current LD goal(s): master MILD, win a chess match
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Posts: 607
Joined: 09 Oct 2009
Last Visit: 24 May 2013
LD count: 50
Location: I'll give you a hint: it's got a blue background with stars, and it's a forum...
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| Brielle wrote: |
In an LD a while back:
Me: "Mom, guess what? You're not real!"
Mom: "Of course I am!"
Me: "But I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "Then do a reality check!"
*does RC*
Me: "I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "No- then you're doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there's a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you're dreaming."
Me: "whaa?" |
That's hilarious! 
My turn:
"I wonder if there's a KFC around here..."
There's probably some more crazy one's lurking in my DJ somewhere. This one is just the one that came to mind immediately when I read the thread title.
Current LD goal(s): Find a certain DC.
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Posts: 125
Joined: 21 Jun 2012
Last Visit: 10 Mar 2013
LD count: 14
Location: NY
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| Posted: Fri 12 Oct, 2012 |
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Random old lady: "Goodbye, humans. I'm the president's own woman."
Current LD goal(s): To learn basic dream control
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Joined: 15 Nov 2010
Last Visit: 23 May 2013
LD count: 35
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| Posted: Fri 12 Oct, 2012 |
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Random old lady: "Goodbye, humans. I'm the president's own woman." |
rofl XD
Current LD goal(s): get back to the 'nunnery' :)
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Posts: 21
Joined: 03 Apr 2006
Last Visit: 04 Nov 2012
LD count: +100
Location: Each night, one different place. At day, Brazil
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| Posted: Sat 13 Oct, 2012 |
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I was exploring my dreamscape (I was lucid), when I found a canyon. There was a river of lava in its depths. Then, I found an old man watching steadily the river. I asked:
Me: Sir, what are you doing?
Old Man: I'm watching my house.
Me: House? I'm seeing no house...
Old Man: But it's right there!
Me: Really? How do you enter in it?
Old Man: It's easy!
*Old man jumps in the river of lava
Seriously, I think I've never laughed so much within a dream.
Current LD goal(s): To regain my hability to have LDs
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Posts: 4075
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Last Visit: 23 May 2013
LD count: lost
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| Posted: Sun 27 Jan, 2013 |
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Talking about a movie with my DC father he says "It's like having a big paper bullet in front of you, you know what's going to happen."
EDIT: DC woman: "Do you know how to put a coin in a "fumija"?"
(I asked her and fumija is a kind of milk/juice)
There should be a topic for dream made up words 
Current LD goal(s): meditate
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