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Keys and Clocks
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Funky Dream Logic
PostPosted: Sun 05 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

Yeah, crazy thing that make complete sense in dreams, but in real life make no sense at all. Tell stories of your crazy dream logic here. (just because they're funny to hear and maybe if I read all this it'll be easier to recognize that I'm dreaming.)

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ilana
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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

From recent hypnagogia: my TV remote has three rows of buttons, hence the building of the government has three rows of windows. smile

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Lanina
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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

I should not stare at the eye in the womans chin, she would probably think I'm a racist.

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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

The series of images coming from the TV and entering my brain will diverge and cause my head to explode.

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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

You can tell when a worm is hungry
Men can get pregnant/A whole town by drinking water lach2
Animals can speak


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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

There is a defective dishwasher in the toiletroom on school.
A boy sleeps in a rabbit sty
There's a attraction park in your house
There is a bridge from the Netherlands to New York. And you go to New York with a car. But when you're nearly to New York the bridge disintegrates and you have to fly a little while with your car.


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Basilus West
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PostPosted: Mon 06 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

When three windows of a house are open, is a good sign in a dream.

And a great dream logic sample: grin

In a LD, I'm asking: «What is consciousness?» A girl replies : «Zombie. Chinese ghost». I ask to another girl : «Does she mean that the consciousness is like the movie A Chinese Ghost Story?» She explains that it refers to a joke in which a guy acts like a zombie. Thus, compared to him, consciousness is a chinese ghost. eh


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freedom88
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

When a toothpaste carboard box sent to me by QVC acts as a remote control to control the wacky racers on TV .. eh

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R3TRO
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

When my mom wears a big dress she trys to fart on me smile


when in times of trouble always grab your gameboy

if your guitar tuning pegs are large then you guitar goes out of tune

getting bit by a tic causes a tree to sprout from you

I rofl at this one >>> If your a guitar pedal your dad will want to have sex with you <<< rofl rofl rofl

when your out in the country you become a national forest

yeah i have alot smile


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Xgamer4
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

R3TRO wrote:

when in times of trouble always grab your gameboy


That's just a good idea all-round. Not just in dreams. siiw


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The Rev
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

Dark Sider wrote:
The series of images coming from the TV and entering my brain will diverge and cause my head to explode.


You had to be dreaming to think that? lach1

I remember one dream where I figured out, step by step, how to fly using only a piece of aluminum foil (and it wasn't a huge piece). I can even remember thinking, "I need to remember how I did this when I wake up." Of course, once awake, I had no clue what the secret formula was.

The wierd thing is, I still felt like I knew how to do it, but I just couldn't remember.

flying
The Rev


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Stormthunder
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PostPosted: Wed 08 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

Okay, try this - fresh from this morning's dream! A magician's remaining lifespan was based on how much time his latest sponsored single remained in the "Top 83" music chart. If it dropped a rank, he became visibly weaker and vice-versa.

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PostPosted: Wed 08 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

You can take 2 semesters ago classes because they are the next step from last semester’s. (last night)
You can free many people with only a penny.
I have lost 100 pounds... (Yeah right!)
Bomb shelters are freeze-proof (last night)
You can lucid dream while doing homework (Last night)
People of the opposite sex and have each other's genitals rather than their own.
If you die you'll just come back to life like nothing happened
I wonder what it feels like to hit the ground while falling (that's why I don't fear falling dreams )
My grandfather can skate and speak latin. (last night)


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R3TRO
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

lol i got a good one

If someone is dying from cancer let them go ahead and get in there casket so that you wont have to move them when they die. And if they dont die they can go home.


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Wilivy
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Jun, 2005  Reply with quote

To make Jarlesburg cheese requires human ear wax. If you need extra money, you can have your ears mined by the cheese company. Having ear wax worthy of Jarlsberg cheese is extremely rare, so you can make a lot of money if you have special ears!

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