Dreams about sex,kissing...yup part II

In my last LD I tried to hug a girl ( >= 18 ), well it didn’t go too well, because the scene changed. I didn’t have control on the scenes but I was lucid for a long time.

i don’t believe you, she was 17 wasn’t she ??? !!! confess !!! calls the dream police

sexual predators like you make the dream world unsafe for minors

hides his children and then remembers he doesn’t have any

Hahahaha you crack me up!!!

:biggrin: That was good one!

hahahaha that was great! We should post a copy in the jokes discussion. :wink:
Anyways, I meant that right now I don’t have the ability to, of course I would if I could… but to sacrifice a rare lucid dream for a few seconds of low level fumbling would be a little desparate.

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…yeah…you’re right unfortunately…really shouldn’t waste my LD’s trying it on with fictional people…should probably spend more time finding something to keep me in them…

BUT HE’S SO DAMN FIT!!!

I need help…

yeah so, i had an LD this morning, and i successfully found other things to do than hunt down a DC to have sex with. the idea did cross my mind but i dispelled it and did some other things instead. i leave a post-it note on my computer monitor (i spend a lotta time at the computer) with a list of activities that i wanna do in dreams.

so instead of “i’ll fly around until i find some girl to have sex with” which was the first idea that came to my mind, i stopped and tried to remember some items from the post-it note and did those instead.

i tweaked that advice in my LD and i think breathing may be a good stabilization technique to keep you from getting too excited and waking up, i guess you should always be breathing, even if you’re not having sex :yinyang:

thx jeff

No offense, but you’re not funny. :bored:

meusopusmagnus, r3m0t, dm7, and infection0 seem to disagree

thank you for contributing nothing of value to this thread salutes

oh yeah, no offense :yinyang:

I can have sex in my LD and have orgasms and it’s fine, I can keep on dreaming. I guess I’m lucky? Hahaha

hey at least when you try it, your d**** doesnt turn into a slinky so you cant…

[size=75]Ouch.[/size]

Better edit that out before anyone sees that by the way…

sorry, i didnt know i couldent say that

:eek: At least it’s long!
sings slinky advert

slinky slinky everyone loves a slinky
look at it go!
everyone WOULD love a slinky if THAT were what they really were!!!

What I suggest (if you are lucid in the ‘slinky’ dreams) is completely reinvent the female sex organs…so that it’s slinky shaped…you really would have to ‘screw’ lol

hey I only meant you’d have to turn round and round…wow…a woman having a coil putting in and enjoying it!

I can only imagine having to turn round and round for sex.
“faster!! faster!! FASTER!!” whirrrr

i cant attcully control it now, i dont wake up any more, this one dream i had this girl i knew(her hair was diffrent tho) jumped on top of me because she hasnt seen me in forever, up zips my pants, well, you know what happens

HA!!!

Hmmm, after so many years I still have an ambiguous feeling about this dreamsex thing, stability remains a big issue so it’s basically waking up very soon with lots of desire :neutral:

But hey, I can’t deny my instincts and the endless possibilities (and positions :tongue: ) of LD’s so I’ll just continue working on the issues :wink:

hahhahahahaha :lol:

anyway, i’m just posting to report that i had an interesting and particularly intense cultivation practice before bed (i dunno if it’d be too risque to get into it, but then again this is a topic about sex) but i had an interesting ND that involved at least 10 girls wearing nothing but panties that were being kidnapped in the back of a van

me and my friend (don’t remember which friend, i was too busy looking at the girls) got it in our head to rescue them, but ended up getting kidnapped ourselves and put in the van with them. well… the girls didn’t seem to be in distress, in fact, they seemed rather horny. that’s about where i became lucid and picked a girl and went down on her BUT i wasn’t nearly as sensitive as i normally am, and even though i woke up soon after i began, let’s just say i didn’t have to change the sheets :yinyang:

now… if only i coulda held on to that dream :neutral:

hey thats a great idea…the 90 mins before going back to bed in WBTB, don’t have to be spent reading 'bout LD’s…heeheehee…anyone volunteer?