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PostPosted: Thu 14 May, 2009  Reply with quote

So I allmost got into a fight with this ***. Once again Oklahoma has proven to me to be a very uptight state. I was walking down the road, and there were these three people, and I asked if anyone had a cigarett. So this guy gets a cigarett from his girl friend, and throws it on the ground, and says "there ya go ***" I just shook my head, and went on, then I told him about karma. How the hell do you respond to something like that? My god what the *** is the deal with these people. Everytime I start to view Oklahoma as a friendly place B.S. like this happens.

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PostPosted: Thu 14 May, 2009  Reply with quote

that you can come to form those words indicates that your focus needs shift to positive and embrace it, as a gardener nurturing a flower that needs care

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PostPosted: Fri 15 May, 2009  Reply with quote

That was funny God. I now know that this rude guy was an angel. Through meditation I am calming my anger, and bitterness aginst Oklahoma, and god likes to test me on that. I was mad at him, but then I thought about it, and couldnt help but to smile. God sent me an angel. Its all how I look at it. Oklahoma is still a great state. Thanks God. You allmost had buddy. :D Im learning.

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PostPosted: Sat 16 May, 2009  Reply with quote

Laws in Oklahoma
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It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.


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PostPosted: Sat 16 May, 2009  Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat 16 May, 2009  Reply with quote

LucidNapper wrote:
Laws in Oklahoma
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It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.



I would really love to know where these laws come from, and the storys behind them, do they make these laws as a joke, because there are so many funny laws outhere.


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PostPosted: Wed 20 May, 2009  Reply with quote

and just when i thought id finally found a place where i could go to a bar with boots filled with horse legs, eat a composite burger sewn together from different bites of everyones burger in the bar, then feign sex with a buffalo with the managers written permission, then go home and pass out with my boots on while having oral sex

you post this. sadblauw

now i gotta find somewhere different to take this summers vacation. thanks a million though, id almost booked the tickets, i would have been pissed to have payed all that money and not have been able to live out my life long horse limb composite burger bestiality fantasy


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PostPosted: Wed 20 May, 2009  Reply with quote

Those are the worst laws ever.
Even worse than in this terrible country.


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